"Apple this week announced that a bunch of Chinese factory workers are about to get carpal tunnel."
Colin Jost, Weekend Update 9/27/14 (via nbcsnl)
leslieknope:

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leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time
amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA