the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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diabeteswithowls:

oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time