more romantic/soft porn here


"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.



"Making guns illegal will take guns off the street, that’s why nobody takes meth amirite!?"

So like … you’re saying we should legalize meth?

Meth doesn’t help people, nor can it save a life. Guns do save lives. In fact, civilians use guns far…


am i going to hell for making this vine?? (x)

  • hips: ngl