crgasmic:

more romantic/soft porn here

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

http://vampmissedith.tumblr.com/post/100536294780/rockytop-conservative-vampmissedith-making
http://vampmissedith.tumblr.com/post/100536294780/rockytop-conservative-vampmissedith-making

rockytop-conservative:

vampmissedith:

"Making guns illegal will take guns off the street, that’s why nobody takes meth amirite!?"

So like … you’re saying we should legalize meth?

Meth doesn’t help people, nor can it save a life. Guns do save lives. In fact, civilians use guns far…

-annoying:

am i going to hell for making this vine?? (x)

  • hips: ngl